Saturday, July 18, 2009

Things I'm Grateful For

Yeah I know I don't participate in this game, but if you look at the time and date of this post (Friday after 12:00am) maybe you'll understand...

1. Wine. Multiple bottles of wine. Especially when invited to the in-laws...
2. The 70s music channel. It's seriously A.W.E.S.O.M.E. My new FavoUrite.
3. Singing, out of key, way too loud, to songs on my I-pod on the way home from the in-laws after multiple bottles of wine.
4. More wine. Five or six bottles of wine. 99 Bottles of wine on the wall...
5. Toast. With butter. After multiple bottles of wine, after being invited to the in-laws, after singing out of key, way too loud... Especially when it's toast made with love by JRK.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

That's deep...

Today at five minutes and six seconds after 4pm, it will be 04:05:06 07/08/09.

This will never happen again in our life time.

Please Don't Leave Me

I just can't help it, this song makes me think of Jon & Kate Plus 8. I'm so sad that their family is breaking up. What a mess. I don't care who's fault it is, or who did what first or what a bitch Kate can be. I love that family. It's got to be tough having camera's in your face all the time taping your every move. And on top of that there's eight kids! SIX OF THEM ARE ALL THE SAME AGE! I think I'd be a bit of a bitch too if that were my life.

Here's Pink's video - (sorry about the link, You Tube embedding was disabled for the video) it's a little weird, more like the movie Misery (see clip below)

Friday, July 3, 2009

My Gift Is Imagination





Your Gift is Imagination




You are constantly dreaming. You are always thinking about what could be.

You love to express yourself in many ways. You have a way with words and tell vivid stories.

You love to be amused. You are good entertaining yourself, and other people find you hilarious.

You're the type of person who finds staying happy easy. There's always fun to be had!


Thursday, July 2, 2009

Weird Search Terms - Volume 3.6728

what do panama parrots eat - crackers? Polly wants a cracker, but I don't know if Polly was from Panama.

How Many Bugs Does a Person Eat in a Lifetime - how this person arrived at my blog with this query, I have no idea. Is it as broad as "eat"? Hmmm. I don't even want to know how many bugs have crawled in my mouth while I was sleeping, or how many bugs were squished against my teeth while I was riding my bike...

pictogram bread

There you have it!

bitch and whine sugar - To make the complaining less bitter

what does a exploding ant eat please tell me? Obviously it's dynamite!

Ray Winnie Roast chicken - This is a combination chicken dish, a little Ray Charles and Winnie the Pooh, maybe a little cheese on top?

eat grivences - I don't have any grievances when I eat, it's my most favourite thing to do.


BENEFITS FROM HONEY AND WHINE - A spoonful of honey makes the eat grievances go down [smoothly]? Oh no wait, it's a spoonful of sugar that helps the medicine go down. Then I don't know what the benefits of honey and whine are.

matt and paige - I like to think of Matt Damon & Paige, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...