Monday Madness

I get to work this morning and Joe Blow who's been on holiday's for the past week, and expected back today, is sick. Well ain't that convenient! So all those people I told all last week that he'd be back in today will all be calling back and I'll have to explain, again, that I'm sorry he's not in. Wonder-effing-ful!

And then, Jolene Slackoff who's been on sick leave for the past month and also due back in the office today is also, you guessed it, still sick. Thank you very much.

Why do I even bother coming in? I guess because I take pride in what I do? Ha! I don't even believe that anymore. I come to work to see how much slacking off I can really get away with. How much time can I waste today? Really, can I do less today than I did yesterday?

I come to work to get my paycheck so I can pay my personal trainer... she's so jacked...